If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished
When God closes one store He opens another
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
