We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for