It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,