The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego