I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team
In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game
Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…
80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
