Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

In Let there be plight the P is silent

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible