In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity