Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…