Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention

You keep the peace they get everything else

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–