Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth
The early bird gets the worm But you are not the early bird Or the tardy bird You are the early bird Or the worm
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
