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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Beware All Those Whose Authenticity Is Conditioned on Your Inauthenticity; They Are Always the Ones Who Will Kill You Just for Being Yourself

Jews have learned the hard way
How to discern when someone has
Failed to earn their F for failing better
 
The tell is whenever a Jew just
Living a life
Means for this certain someone that she is
Living a lie

Otras obras de Chris Gaither...
What, Me Worry?

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
The Day I Became the World’s Greatest Motivational Speaker

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
Parenting

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
In First-person Shooters You Don’t Have a Body, Just a Gun

A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
The Meta Physics Aren’t Complicated– Instead of a Gift from God, Life Is a Purchase from Meta

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face
I Never Knew That

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
In Search of Wasted Time

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received
Microsoft Products Are the Windows to the Soulless

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
“My Head All Full of Stuffin’, My Heart All Full of Pain”

People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
I Believe Because It Boggles the Mind

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it
The Next Step Is Obvious

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
Denial

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned
God Is One, Not One at a Time

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…
The Smartest Guy Is the Groom

I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
So There Is That

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie



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