Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…