Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast

Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

I want what you want so I want a cow

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations

Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…