You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or