Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one
