We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

God is the world’s only super-bower

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart

Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…