If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible