The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral