Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is