An Italian, an Irishman, and a Jew thought they were walking into a bar when they were actually showing up for a bar mitzvah, as I finally take responsibility for my mistakes by learning from them
When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things
With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made
Give thanks to God For we are much obliged
You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…
Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated
We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code