An Italian, an Irishman, and a Jew thought they were walking into a bar when they were actually showing up for a bar mitzvah, as I finally take responsibility for my mistakes by learning from them
Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…
Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh
Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion
I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…