There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…