Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations
The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
