The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors