To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna
Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify