Condemned to Freedom
Perpetually Navigating the Asteroid Field of Belief Systems
Liberalism can be confused with nihilism
where you have to believe in nothing
or with Unitarian Universalism
where you’re encouraged to believe in
as much of everything as you like
but it is the only ism
where you don’t have to believe in anything
which puts the odds of liberalism’s survival
at approximately three thousand seven hundred and twenty to one