Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

Archaeologists have looked and loo… But what if the Earth itself is o… And our universe the flood of dark… As we inhabit story within story w… In an infinite fractal

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him