I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…
At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection
My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap
The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant
If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect