Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
The devil is a man for all occasio… Because we always have a choice To rise to the bait But God created man By giving him a choice
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it
It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God
We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral
If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work
As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…
On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five
We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
