I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…
It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…
The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…
Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
