The only thing harder in sports Than hitting a baseball Is writing This maxim applies to every human… Especially writing

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere