Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…
Desire is so hard to put into word… In satisfying our desire God provides just enough Which, given the nature of our des… Is more than enough
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways
Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
