I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to