My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after
I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
God is the world’s only super-bower
We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours
We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
