One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

There is no Status quo But there is Status

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you