1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason
The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end
In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
