The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then

Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up