Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
God’s abundance Enables the agency of knowing when… While the devil’s overabundance Leaves you unprepared to exercise… To wit
When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes
What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass
Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails
