Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs