You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved