My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–