I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth
Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
