It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

Mating For Life Saved My

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail