People call me Chris, but I have a new Label
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…
I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…
It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth
The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of
Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out