The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche