Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
The less you need to control the more powerful you
Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
So often Human beings go From needing the respect Of being noticed with attention To wanting the respect
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself
When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality
