Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…