I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,
If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix
One of my favorite Peloton instru… Said the following: “You don’t get stronger during the… You get stronger when you recover” By workout I take him to mean
Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself
