80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch
Before I feared God You could say or do Just about anything to me And I would respond No big deal
Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
When bees come back to the hive From their excursions in the world They do a dance To inform the other bees Where the good nectar is
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there
