God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…

God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am