I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…