The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche

If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…