They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway