As a start Put your mouth where your money is… This is called telling the truth But, of course Telling the truth
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…
If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor
We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit
The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
