My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal
In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you
Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle
Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
Serve (one another) and Play (together)