Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
Never Win Anything
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare
