The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
