A Man and His Many Uses
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
Breathe in not out
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th
On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…
The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:
I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?
