Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

If you Buy it You might Like it

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in